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Comment by Neugaunee Ned on April 23, 2009 at 11:59am

here is an article I came across from Willie Mcmillon. It pretty much sums up how I feel about snowboarding right now.
enjoy.

You remember when skating was going through that period of huge fucking purple Blind jeans and wheels that didnt really roll? Well, this is where snowboarding is at right now.

Just take a look at the fashion alone. Like the "all over prints".
Im definetly "over" "all" those.
It's like everyone is wearing fucking clown suits. Like "Bro, you headed to a Birthday Party?"
"Hey clown, make me a giraffe!"
It's like Fresh Prince in '89
It's like Bel Biv Devo
It's like Kid in Play.
Not only is all this shit ugly, it's also gay.
Nothing says "check me out!, I'm gay" like an all over print of ice cream cones.

Then these kids go and get a photo "bomb dropping" off of a 4ft loading dock.
Wow dude. good job! your promodel looks sick!

Then we got the Girl's jeans. Now this shit actually makes me angry.
"Friends dont let friends wear Girl's jeans"
If you cant see why this is gay, then you are officially gay. Like no turning back gay. like your parents are already warming up to your boyfriend kind of gay.

basically this group is trying to look like Jim Greco, but 5 years ago.
and these are the dudes that make skaters hate snowboarders.

but Clancy did have a point the other day. hes like "Well, Willie, if everyone dressed the way you wanted them to dress all you'd see is black pants and red jackets."
good point...but

snowboarding has no respect in the world right now. i mean yeah, your mom is now stoked on snowboarding. And also all the skiers. And maybe your football coach finally gave in. and all the frat boys wearing Burton shit.

but to everyone else, snowboarding is a joke.

just look through the company ads. the ads are fucking garbage. everything that is coming out is old, played out, stale, and yes, gay.

Snowboarding is in a slump right now. It needs a good beat down. Like the kind of beat down you get when you when get caught fucking Tony Montana's wife.

Now let me make some things clear, because yes, I am for sure expecting some major backfire from this. I have nothing against "gays". Quite a few of my friends ended up on Brokeback mountain. And i dont mean to disrespect anyone personally. To each his own. Maybe I'm just a bitter fuck that's been around too long.

I do think that some people will agree.

Snowboarding is officially gay.

The actual act of snowboarding will never be gay.

As soon as the winter hits. I wont even care.

But as Larry says "2 days at the tradeshow and Willie is snapping".

Comment by Joel Wealton on October 11, 2008 at 8:38am

ski brule opens on the 7th of november. anyone going?

Comment by JTTHERIPPER on September 15, 2008 at 1:36pm

I AM THE SALMON SLAYER!
HA HA HA HA HA HA

Comment by Joel Wealton on September 9, 2008 at 6:42am

yo whatup doggies. hopefully i'll be paying marquette a visit over the holidays and we'll have to do some backflips

Comment by JTTHERIPPER on August 22, 2008 at 7:42am

HAHA

Comment by Neugaunee Ned on August 19, 2008 at 11:34am

I am giving up snowboarding to become a pro ice fisherman. have fun on the slopes this year boys.

Comment by JTTHERIPPER on August 5, 2008 at 1:48pm

CANT WAIT FOR WINTER!

Comment by Joshua Parlier on August 4, 2008 at 7:42pm

YOOPER STEEZ from the NAti!!!!!!!!!!!